8:00 AM: The sun rises. Or does it? Maybe it's just a giant pink flamingo hiding behind the curtains of time.

8:15 AM: Tea Time with Prophet, where the brew is always strong and the prophecies are always questionable

12:00 PM: The hour of the great and powerful Prophet. When the skies turn pink and the earth shakes with predictions.

3:00 PM: The time of the great and powerful Prophet's afternoon nap. When the skies turn a deep shade of blue and the prophecies are always on sale

3:15 PM: Prophecy Market: Where the deals are always shady and the predictions are always questionable